2.7 billion years ago, lava poured out of cracks in the primordial ocean floor. The remains of this glowing, volcanic rock formed the Canadian Shield in northeast Minnesota. Out of these mountains sprang the Iron Range. And then I was born in the suburbs of Minneapolis.

My heart was built from my home, and my home is the state of beasts, the state of beards and the palace of warriors. I ride a blazing chariot of fire through the wilderness carving my name into the earth in search of truth and beauty and pizza.

Experience

Dollar Shave Club, ACD, 2021 - 2023

Ogilvy NYC, Sr Copywriter, 2019 - COVID

Red Tettemer O'Connell + Partners, Copywriter, 2017 - 2019

160over90, Copywriter, 2015 - 2017

Merkley + Partners, Copywriter, 2015

DDB NY, Intern, 2015

10.5 pound baby, 1981-1981

Awards

Blaine High School Basketball Most Improved Player of the Year


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